anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
what was niall so excited about
i cant wait to drive so i can go to mcdonalds at 2am
“Plenty of fish in the sea”
i never thought i’d identify with a shark.
niall is the dumbest person alive yet somehow still pretty smart
harry is the biggest loser i’ve ever seen but is also really cool
zayn is king of the nerds but at the same time incredibly badass
louis is the world’s largest 4 year old but at the same time so caring
and liam is an oblivious dweeb but still sexy and charming
Who the fuck thinks its okay to send hate to liz??
what the fuck
no one is allowed to send hate to mumma liz
wtf this isn’t acceptable
all the tweets about being impressed with one direction after their performance on snl might as well read “i’m an elitist asshole who pretends not to like pop and now this sounds indie enough that i can admit to liking it in public instead of secretly jamming to them in my car while no one is looking”